2000
PARODY
2020
CURB
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The PLAYBOY Interview that should've been, but never was...
CURB
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An Ivory Man for Ebony Women
Ladies Love COOL LD!
VANITY FAIR missed out on "The Larry David Bump"
"The Three Bald Amigos"
"LARRY GUMP"
"DR. OY"
"CURB YOUR WIZARD"
"FAT LARRY'S BAND"
"ZZ CURB"
CURB YOUR HBO
"CURB YOUR IDIOT"
20th Anniversary
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A Larry DAVID Letterman Worthy List by Steve Matoren
illustration by Andy Warren
FineArt print available in SHOP
10.
BINGE Watch Curb Your Enthusiasm Seasons 1-10
If you haven’t watched the full series yet, what the hell have you been doing for the past 20 years?! What, do you not like to laugh?! HBO MAX has it all.
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9.
LISTEN to Origins: Curb Your Enthusiasm
Now that you’ve seen every HBO episode- download or stream this 5-episode
audio series from James Andrew Miller. Mr. Miller interviews every major
cast member, and in the process, tells the complete oral history of the show.
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8.
READ a 'Corona' Curb Spec Script
Dan Ozzi wrote a brilliant “fake,” but very real looking and sounding
CURB SCRIPT. Yes, I know (and Dan knows) there are no “Curb scripts,”
only outlines from Larry. However, if there was a script for the moment,
this would be it.
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7.
OPEN your own ‘Spite Store’
Screw COVID! And the hell with that bald asshole Jeff Bezos! Start something on-line and drive Amazon out of business. You can do it!
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6.
Search “Frolic Curb theme song.” You’d be amazed how many interesting cover versions of the catchy theme song exist.
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5.
SUPPORT a Virtual Larry David Art Show On-Line
The Big Bald Art Show celebrates Comedy King David with amazing artists from all over the world contributing pieces. Maybe when this whole COVID thing passes, The MET in NYC or The BROAD in LA can give the exhibit a proper, physical home.
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4.
MEDITATE with JB Smoove, aka Leon Black
This is a stressful time for us all. Luckily, with the aide of Curb regular JB Smoove, you can now relax. Take a deep breath in through your nose. And slowly let it out through your ass.
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3.
HBO produced an outstanding new video, highlighting some of the more memorable guest appearances over the past 20 years.
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2.
TAKE UP a Hobby
Learn to Yo-Yo or crotchet or sew masks.
After all, you've got nothing but time to kill.
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1.
AND THAT WAS THE 20TH ANNIVERSARY EDITION OF...
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"Larry David & the Riviera* Brass"
*Riviera is LD's Home Country Club
KEK's Debut Album
Curb Gone Wild
Looney Tunes
20th
100.20.10.
curated & created by Steve Matoren
