Knock-Down Doll

Knock-Down Doll



SIZE: 15"h x 6"w x3.5”d

MEDIUM:  Object


LIMITED EDITION: Only 10 available



It may look like these vintage-style, arcade game dolls came from a grouchy bald man carnival of some sort, but they're actually straight from a Jersey shore artist. Inspired by old-fashioned boardwalk baseball throwing games and a lifetime spent at the shore, this limited edition Knock-Down Doll honors everybody’s favorite curmudgeon.

Each doll is hand made by New Jersey artist Michelle Renee Bernard. The front features a trademark uncomfortably smiling Larry David, with his 70’s style glasses, dressed in his boring brown blazer, collared shirt and blue sweater with standard khakis and sneakers for a bit of flair. The reverse side features a sign (that someone must’ve) taped to him that says, "KNOCK ME DOWN."

Every knock-down doll is hand sewn, outfitted with caramel colored faux fur, a band of fabric trim at the base and finished with vintage metal tacks. Larry stands on a sturdy base made from 1" thick pine, silkscreened with an official Knock-Down Doll logo. Signed, dated and numbered by the artist.


SHIPS from the US.


Go ahead and try and knock me down. I dare you.

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